DUDE... Where's My Wedge T-Shirt
DUDE... Where's My Wedge T-Shirt
DUDE... Where's My Wedge? Where's your wedge, dude?
You can't even keep track of a wedge for 4 hours? How could we ever trust you with the Continuum Transfunctioner? Next thing ya know, you're going all aggro on the speaker box. Enjoy driving 3 holes back and interrupting the games behind you. It happens to the best of us.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
 | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping is done at checkout and standard rates apply.
If there are any issues or problems with your order, please reach out so we can make it right.
Dimensions
Dimensions
As far as we can tell, these products are all in the 3rd dimension. Their sizes differ but you get it.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Love it. Tell it goodnight. Cook its favorite dinner every once in a while. Then, wash it or whatever.